February 2007


The Mystery Bus

I am in Sicily for the Carnival in Sciacca. I stay with a family that lives a few miles out of town and take the bus to and from the city when I have errands to do. The first day I took the bus, I went to the bus stop to get the bus back to the house. I could not remember the number of the bus I needed to take. So when the first bus arrived, I asked the driver which bus I needed. He told me the number 5. The number five was due at 1:15. I was waiting for it at 12:50. By 1:45 it had not arrived. The first driver whom I asked about the bus number passed by again. He asked me why I was still there. He had seen the number 5 bus further down its route; why hadn’t I gotten on it? I told him it did not pass by. He gave me a ride to a spot further on his route where I could get the number 5 bus. The next day I was at the stop at 1. Again no number 5 bus by 1:45. When a different bus arrived, I asked what had happened to the number 5 bus. The driver said it had already passed, and he had seen it farther down the line. Once again, in fact, it had not passed. The 1:15 bus is the last bus until 4:15. My guess is that the driver runs late, does not want to start his lunch break late, and simply cuts short the route — eliminating the stop where I was waiting. No use complaining in Italy. I’m not sure the bus company cares that much, and if it does, there is little it can do to the driver. It is practically impossible to fire a full time worker in Italy.

One Result of the ‘Impossibility’ of Firing Full Time Workers in Italy

It is increasingly difficult for job seekers to get a permanent full time job. Employers naturally do not want to be saddled with employees they cannot get rid of. The rules on job security are great for the older workers who have permanent employment and a considerable obstacle for new workers entering the job market.

Now a Nice Word about Bus Drivers

I was on a bus that goes down a very narrow road. Obviously there is no parking on this road because the bus passes along it with almost no room to spare. Still we came upon a car parked half way on the road. It was a very tight fit. The bus driver got out and folded back the car’s rear view mirror so it would not be clipped. As a bus driver, I would have been tempted to knock off the mirror as a reminder to the car owner not to park there.

Hot Chocolate

I saw the package for a hot chocolate mix you prepare at home. It did not show a steaming cup of liquid hot chocolate. It showed a cup filled with thick hot chocolate and a spoon to eat it with. It is not a pudding mix but a hot chocolate mix.

Visit Exciting Ft. Worth Now!

I knew when I listed last week some USA cities that Americans were unlikely to visit as tourist attractions, that somebody would object. Read below what a reader wrote about Ft. Worth. Even if Ft. Worth has a lot to recommend it, I still think that Americans don’t conceive of secondary cities as vacation destinations.

Cowboys and Culture,only in Fort Worth! Ft. Worth has so much to offer a
visitor. Go to Ft. Worth’s Cultural Center for three major art museums within
walking distance of each other. In a great building by Louis Kahn,the
Kimbell, http://www.kimbellart.org/index.cfm, has a stellar collection with works by Caravaggio, Donatello, Duccio,and Rembrandt. The Modern Art
Museum,designed by Tadao Ando and composed of 5 pavillions seeming to float on a 1.5 acre pond,features 20th and 21st century works by Kiefer, Picasso, and Pollock,http://www.mamfw.org/info.html. The Amon Carter Museum,in an elegant building designed by Philip Johnson, features American art, with works of O’Keeffe, Remington, and Russell, http://www.cartermuseum.org/.
You’ll find the Texas Cowboy Museum, the National Cowgirl Museum, the Fort Worth Zoo, and the Stockyards. Go to the Fat Stock Show and see the Big Cows, go to the ballet, eat Mexican food. Caruso even came here to sing at the opening of a rodeo! Fort Worth is great! (And I do love Pistoia) Ciao, Ann
 

Carnival in Sciacca

This is a big event for which the city almost closes down for four days. This is the 107th edition of the Carnival. There are large floats, not with flowers, but with figures. These floats are 3 or 4 stories high. The figures move. Each float has a theme. Each night there is a procession of the floats. Each float comes to a central stage. On the stage the group that sponsors this float put on a singing and dancing exhibition. There are special songs written to fit the theme of the float. Sometimes there is even a theatrical skit, humorous, based on this theme. In addition there are dance routines by local schools. The first night the entertainment lasted until 2 am; I did not last that long. A very impressive event. Unlike the Mardi Gras in New Orleans , however, there are not young women wearing only body paint. In general this is a festive, but not a rowdy celebration.

Although not rowdy, there are certainly some well lubricated spectators. I thought on the final night the winners of the float competition would be announced. Not so. They are annouced a few days later. If announced on the last night, there would be a fear that the event could become rowdy as winners and losers expressed their emotions.

At carnivals in the USA, there used to be (I haven’t seen it recently) the strong man apparatus where you hit the lever with the sledge hammer to see if you could ring the bell. Now in the USA I see the booth where you get three hits with a regular hammer to drive a nail completely into a piece of wood. In Italy there is something different — a machine where you kick a soccer ball as hard as you can and the machine electronically records the strength of your kick.

A word about the food at the Carneval. There are the usual items such as cotton candy, candy apples, etc. You can even get hot dogs and hamburgers, but there is much more. Everywhere different types of meats are being grilled. The smells are wonderful. The variety of options is so very tempting. As elsewhere in Italy, at a carnival too, you can eat much better than in the USA.

The Carneval is really an event that involves the whole city. Many schools put on elaborate dance numbers with the students in lovely costumes. At these I noticed that in general the girl students were in front and the boy students in back. It is a lot easier to teach the girls to do the dance steps correctly

Northern Perspectives on the South of Italy

Italians from northern and central Italy often speak of those from the south (including Sicily) as lazy, non tax paying, schemers who figure out ways to get along without much work, especially by exploiting governmental programs. They also say that economic development in the south is impossible because of the widespread criminality. On the other hand they speak of southerners as more friendly and genuine. If you ask someone from central or northern Italy where, in Italy,the lifestyle is best, they most likely would say the south.

Would You Buy a Used Car From This Guy?

In the USA this question is sometimes used in politics to indicate that a candidate is untrustworthy. But the reality of life is more complex than this simple phrase indicates. Let me apply the question to the Italian context.

The two major politicians are Romano Prodi and Silvio Berlusconi. If both were used car salemen, I am sure that your friends would tell you to go to Romano, a simple, direct, guy. They also would advise you to stay away from Silvio, a silver tongued con man. You go to see Romano, but you can’t resist stopping to check with Silvio. As a result, you buy a car from Silvio. It is a piece of junk that requires constant repairs, but every time you bring it back to the dealer, Silvio has a charming story of how this is the last time the car will need any work.

The problem in politics often is that you (the citizen) would in fact buy a used car from this guy.

 

Who is Beppe Grillo??

He is an Italian comedian, satirist, and now social reformer whose blog is the most read Italian one. It comes in an English edition too, the first of the three links at the end of this story. He was banned from TV for a while for making impolite remarks abut a political leader. As I mentioned once before, in Italy (unlike in the USA) politicians can easily sue critics for libel. Beppe was also called in by the judges one time to tell how he knew about (and was joking about) the Parmalat bankruptcy before it was publicly announced that the company was bankrupt. In the USA some executives of Parmalat would have gone to jail for the fraud they committed, but not in Italy. The other two links below are to a Wikipedia article on Beppe and an article from the European edition of Time which named him one of the European heroes of 2005.

http://www.beppegrillo.it/english.php

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beppe_Grillo

http://www.time.com/time/europe/hero2005/grillo.html

The Italian Drug Problem– An Epidemic??

If you believe the newspapers, drug use is rampant in Italy. Articles in the USA about the drug problem usually highlight three aspects (1) the crime of selling drugs, (2) the problem of the crimes committed by those seeking money for drugs, and (3) the medical problem of treating drug addiction. In Italy the second item, drug crime, does not seem to get the coverage that it does in the USA. Still it is hard to imagine that drug addicts in Italy don’t turn to crime to support their habit.

The High Cost of Driving a Car in Italy

In Italy car prices seem to be a little lower than in the USA although this may be because many models are smaller than those sold in the USA. Everything else about owing a car costs the same or more in Italy. Yearly registration fees are much higher than in the USA as is the cost of gas. Insurance is at least as expensive. You are more likely to have to pay to park in Italy. Toll road fees are much higher. I don’t know a lot about the car inspection laws, but I doubt that in Italy one could drive legally the kind of junk cars I used to pilot in the United States. All these costs are the same or higher in a country where the average income is much lower. The public transportation system is much better than in the USA, but still the rate of car ownership in Italy is the second highest in Europe.

A Conference on Tourism

I went to a conference sponsored by the Province of Pistoia on tourism here. In general the number of tourists in Pistoia has been growing. As far as tourism from the USA goes, I think cities like Pistoia face a generic problem. First time tourists to Italy usually go to the most famous cities, Rome, Florence, Venice, etc. This makes sense. Where do repeat tourists go? Many go back to the big cities to see the major attractions again or to see less famous ones they missed the first time. Too few think of the smaller cities such as Parma, Lucca, Ferrara, Pistoia, Bergamo, etc. I think one reason is that in the USA smaller cities have little to offer a tourist. Who wants to visit Fort Worth, Columbus, Ohio, or Kansas City to see the sites? But in Italy the smaller cities have premier works of art and architecture. These smaller cities are a constant amazement.

Not Just Beautiful Smaller Cities

I have a good friend in Pienza (province of Siena) whom I visit from time to time. We usually take a little drive to see something interesting in the area around Pienza. Usually it is something or somewhere I’ve never heard of. Last week it was the little town of Radicofani– two churches with some exceptional ceramics and statues inside. Charming streets – if you could airbrush out the TV antennas, you were back in time 300 years. Not every little town in Italy is beautiful, but the percentage of very attractive towns in Italy is much, much higher than in the USA.

Fortune Tellers and Card Readers

They are much more common in Italy than in America. Today the newspaper headline spoke of a card reader who had fled the country in the face of an unpaid tax bill of 700,000 Euro. Think of the money one has to earn to owe that much in back taxes. I assume that one day recently, he looked at the cards and their message was “get out of the country, now!”

Paternity, Italy vs. USA

I wrote last week about the 13 guys being given a DNA test to see if they are the father of the bar maids baby. I’m sure they are all hoping for a negative result. In the USA, on the other hand, guys are lining up for tests to prove that they are the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s child.

A Minor Victory in Italy

I went with some friends from Pistoia to a cinema in Florence. They drove and we parked in an underground garage in the center of Florence. When we went to leave the garage, my friend had lost the ticket that you insert into the machine to determine the fee you owe. We went to the office of the garage. Ordinarily the rule is when you lose such a ticket, you may the maximum fee. In the USA you can tell your story of woe to the attendant and hope that he or she might charge you only for the time you in fact were parked. You can do the same in Italy, but here there is a high level of mistrust so that the attendant is more likely to think that you are trying to pull a fast one. Thus I was very pleased when my friend was charged only for the time he told the attendant that we had parked in the garage. It sounds like a little thing, but it was unexpected.

The Entrepreneurial Spirit

A friend sent me an article from “The Wall Street Journal” by Noble laureate in economics Edmund Phelps which argued that a main cause for the lagging economic performance of traditional European powers like Germany, France, and Italy was a deficit in the entrepreneurial spirit among workers and employers. Phelps argued that in today’s world economy this deficit inhibits economic growth. This article is not out of line with some thoughts I have pondered. In Italy the government has proposed that supermarkets can sell gas as they do in the USA. Here this has led to a strike by gas stations. The owners argue that they make very little on each liter of gas sold and should not take the blame for high gas prices.

A friend of mine, no left winger, expressed sympathy with the gas station owners. Similarly many Italians want to retain the system of small shops which certainly leads to higher prices. I too enjoy the small shops. Italians have every right to prefer traditional ways of doing things (which include many archaic practices besides the marketing system) rather than new marketing schemes, even if this preference raises the cost of living What they don’t want to admit, however, is that the poor economic growth of which they complain is tied to these traditional ways of doing things. They want the growth without making the changes, sometimes painful, that today fuel economic growth. Furthermore, the network of social program that Italians don’t want to cut simply cannot be maintained at current levels without more economic growth.


   Soccer Violence — the Unending Story
 A couple of years ago (newsletters 137, June 18, 2005 and 147, August 27, 2005) I wrote about steps the government had taken to stop violence within the soccer stadiums.  All major stadiums had to institute certain crowd control and monitoring systems.  As of today (no surprise) only six stadiums are in compliance.  Recently there was a riot in Catania outside of the stadium between fans of the two squads. A policeman was killed.  This led to a national uproar. In last Sunday’s paper, the first 14 pages concerned this story. All major soccer games were canceled for two weeks. The government now is banning all fans from stadiums that do not have the required security features. Games are being played in empty stadiums. Some say that the policeman was simply the unfortunate victim of the riot; others say that it was a premeditated murder in which one of his enemies used the occasion of the soccer riot specifically to kill him. Who knows or who will ever know?  What you can know is that the current talk about “zero tolerance” of such riotous behavior is just talk.  “Zero tolerance” in Italy has the same meaning as “the tooth fairy” in English.

Who is the Daddy??

That’s the question many Italians are asking.  A bar maid got pregnant.  She wanted the father of her baby boy to support him. They are doing DNA testing on 13 men, including six members of the local soccer team, to find the daddy.  I suppose if these 13 all turn out negative, they will move to testing the benchwarmers of the soccer squad.

Political Crisis –Italian Style

The United States made an informal agreement with the last Italian government giving the USA permission to expand its military base at Vicenza. The new center-left government was not legally bound to honor this agreement, but agreed to do so. There were protests locally against the expansion, and part of the majority center-left coalition opposes the expansion. For some reason, Parliament felt obligated to take a stand on this issue even though it does not require Parliamentary approval. The majority center-left coalition was split on the issue so it proposed a Parliamentary compromise resolution that merely “took note” of the expansion without approving or disapproving it. The minority center-right coalition proposed a competing resolution that approved of the expansion. Because voting did not follow party lines, the minority resolution won. This was considered a great victory for the minority and a stinging defeat for the majority. So the minority won a great victory against the government by passing a resolution approving of the government’s action. Welcome to Italy.

Trying to Modify Cable TV Service

I recently subscribed to a service that provides internet connection, telephone, and cable TV. Until December 31, the full package of services (unlimited internet access, all pay TV channels, etc.) was included in one low price.  After December 31 you paid the regular prices for these services. In the first two days of January I adjusted my phone and internet services by going to company site on the internet.  But there was no place on this site to adjust the TV service – I don’t want the pay TV channels. I called the company about TV services. I was told I had to send an e mail to a certain address. I sent the e mail. I got a reply that I had to send a letter to a certain address. I was also told that it takes 60 days for the TV service to be changed. I sent a letter adjusting my TV service and telling the company that I had no intention of paying for the full TV service for an additional 60 days. When I got the bill recently, I did not pay it but sent a message to the company telling them to adjust the bill by removing pay TV services from it.  So far they haven’t changed my service or sent me a new bill.

“The Pursuit of Happyness”

I saw this film in English.  Although directed by an Italian, it has not been well received in Italy. I thought this was because the “rags to riches” theme, which is a staple in Hollywood, does not comport with the more cynical (realistic?) Italian view about achieving wealth simply through hard work and ambition.  In fact, however, there was another reason for the Italian response.  The happiness pursued in the film is presented as great wealth.  Although they seem to me to be quite materialistic, Italians nevertheless reject the idea that money equals happiness.

Symbolic Prosecutions

I wrote once about what I call symbolic prosecutions of cases in Italy. My story was about trying in 2005 in abstensia some German officers for a 1944 massacre. We have another instance of this phenomenon this week. An Italian court has indicted for murder an American Marine for shooting Nicola Calipari outside the Baghdad airport.  He was the Italian agent shot as he was transporting to the airport an Italian hostage that had just been released by the terrorisits. Of course, the United States will not extradite the Marine for the trial in Italy. In the United States the family of the victim would probably say “why bother with a trial if the accused will not be present to be punished?” In Italy, however, if the government failed to indict the Marine, this would be seen as an act of disrespect toward the victim and his family. 
 

Grammar Correction

I wrote a while back (newsletters 179, April 22, 2006 and 180, April 29, 2006) about how Italians often know grammar points in English that I do not. The specific one was when you use “have to” and when you use “must.” I now discover that the Italian friend who gave me the answer in fact reversed the rule (or I misunderstood her).  Notice that I did not know the rule to start with and did not realize it when my friend gave it to me in reverse order.  Also when I reported the rule incorrectly in newsletter 180 none of my readers wrote to correct me. For all you grammar buffs, here is the correct rule. In statements about obligation with “must” the obligation most often comes from the speaker (and in questions, from the hearer).  To talk about an obligation that comes from “outside” (for instance a regulation, or an order from somebody else) we usually prefer “have to.”  So “if I want to lose weight, I must eat less” and “in the United States you have to obey the speed limit.”

 

Final Notes from Poland
 

Young Poles in general speak some English. At the skating championships all announcements were in Polish and English.  When skaters were interviewed for TV, they were interviewed in English, and the announcer then translated their replies into Polish.

Skaters sometimes skate to classical music and sometimes to popular music. At the championships a common type of accompaniment for the skaters was a classical piece played with a strong rhythmic background, sort of the ‘Switched on Back’ style.  This kind of music often drives classical music fans crazy.

The women’s title was won by Carolina Kostner of Italy.  She is from the German speaking region of northern Italy. Her surname and her looks are German. She lives and trains in Germany. I did note, however, that her lips were moving as the Italian national anthem was played to celebrate her victory.  Let’s hope she was singing the words in Italian.

Recognizing an Italian

One morning at breakfast at the hotel there was a couple. The woman was blond and looked Polish. The man did not look like he was from any particular country, but he had on a very ‘mod’ pair of glasses (multicolored frame) –the kind you are much more likely to see distinguished guys in Italy wear than in other countries.  Sure enough, I soon heard him and his companion speaking Italian together. 

Updates on Last Week’s Newsletter

I have been told that doctors now recommend very dark chocolate as good for the heart so it is becoming more popular in the USA, but more as a medicinal item than as candy.

I have also been informed that in the USA it is standard (perhaps even required by law) for all hospital operating rooms to have back-up electric power. A friend told me, however, that such

Auxiliary  power is also required in Italy, and the problem with the power loss during the operation on the young girl (who my friend said later died) is that the personnel in the operating room did not properly plug the equipment into the back-up power outlet after the main power went off.  Which is scarier: a hospital without auxiliary power or one where the folks in the operating room don’t know how to plug into it?

The Married Life of Politicians

The center-right coalition in Italy is closer to the Catholic Church positions in its support of ‘The Family’ than is the center-left one.  However, if you look a the leading politicians in the two groups, more (almost all) of the top center-right leaders have been divorced and are living with a second wife or cohabiting with a second woman. 

An interesting example is Umberto Bossi, founder and head of the far right Northern League.  This is the group that wants to separate the north of Italy from the South which it sees as a backward, hopeless, area. This party also is very anti-immigration. After a serious illness a few years back, Bossi named his young son (then 18) as his if he stepped  down. I noted in the paper this week that he has backed off of this position.  I assumed this was because the other major leaders in the party let it be known that this was not acceptable. I find out now that Bossi’s son (born to his second wife when they were living together but not married) is also unacceptable because Bossi’s wife is Sicilian.  The son is sort of a ‘bastard’ in two ways.  Just think of George Wallace, in his heyday, having been married to a Black woman.

Blowing the Whistle on Berlusconi

Meanwhile Silvio Berlusconi’s wife demanded that he make a public apology to her for his performance at a public event.  Silvio often plays the buffoon in public, and Italian voters seem to tolerate such indiscretions more than American ones. This time he started making remarks at pretty ladies present on the level of ‘Hey Baby, are you married? I’d like to marry you.’  His wife sent a letter to a major newspaper demanding a public apology from him (after apparently he had refused to apologize in private to her) because he had insulted her dignity and set a bad example for their three children.  Silvio usually replies to any criticism by calling his detractor a Communist.  That technique would not work in this case, so he had to apologize publicly to his wife.

His doctor affirmed in a newspaper article that Silvio is not a sex addict.  Maybe Bill Clinton should have called upon Berlusconi for advice when Clinton got in trouble.

A Day in Vienna

Thanks to a Polish train that was one hour late from Warsaw to Vienna, I and my traveling partner had to spend a day in Vienna before catching the night train to Florence.  There certainly are worse places to be stranded for a day.  I saw the famous Opera House, the Hapsburg Castle (including the museum of the Empress Sisi), the museum of the Lipizzaner stallions of the Spanish Riding School, and a brief glimpse of St. Stephan’s Cathedral which was not fully open because Mass was being celebrated.

The Opera House, rebuilt after WWII, has a large main stage but also substantial back stage and side stage areas. The floor can be lowered to bring up sets from an area below the stage.  The total stage area of the complex is equal to the floor space of St. Stephan’s Cathedral.  The opera season is 10 months long and encompasses 50 different operas.  Prices, by opera standards, are quite low starting at 3 Euro for standing room and going to 214 Euro for Opening Night top seats.  The program is underwritten by the Austrian government.

We ate dinner at the Sacher Hotel, famous as the originator of the Sachertort.  In this hotel there was a room of signed photos of famous guests over the last 100 years — politicians, actors, musicians, etc from all over the world.  It was missing, however, the most common item of this type from similar collections at restaurants and hotels in the USA
the signed photo of Frank Sinatra.

Bombing of Cities in World War II

I have noted before how inaccurate this bombing was, often missing military targets but destroying important civilian buildings.  I don’t know if anyone has ever done a study of how many truly military targets were destroyed by raids on cities compared to important cultural landmarks. The Vienna Opera House was 80% destroyed.

In addition to eliminating military targets, bombing of cities was also supposed to weaker the morale of the enemy. I am fairly certain that this objective was a failure.  I’ve never seen any indication that  WWII was shortened because of low civilian morale among our enemies.  One can say that if a raid destroyed any military target it was a ’success’ even if there was substantial collateral non military damage. So one, under this view, would not apply a cost-benefit analysis to such actions.  That simply is not my view.

Foreign Language Competence

In Vienna we had to change trains at a subway station that had a number of different lines coming through it.  We asked a subway worker for help, and he offered to take us to where we needed to get the next train. He spoke fine English. When we told him that we lived in Italy, he began to speak good Italian with us.  I don’t think you will find many subway workers this fluent in foreign languages in Italy or in the USA.

‘Only in Italy‘ Newsletter Reveals the World’s Crime Capital

This is the name of a newsletter that comes out every week (although not always consistently). If you are always eager to know more about Italy, here is the address to subscribe to this newsletter:

Newsletter@OnlyInItaly.com
 

Here too is a sample item of the kind of story carried by this publication
 

Home of the Holy Pickpocketers and Blessed Purse-Snatchers

Vatican – January 19 – The top crime neighborhood in the world isn’t in Sao Paulo or Lagos. It’s not the Bronx in New York, or even Wedding in Berlin. It’s the small city ruled by Pope Benedict XVI, which apparently sees more criminal cases per capita than any other part of the world.
The Vatican’s attorney general Nicola Picardi released the astounding statistic at the start of 2007: The tiny nation’s justice department in 2006 had to contend with 341 civil and 486 criminal cases. In a population of 492, that measures out to 1.5 cases per person – twenty times the corresponding rate in Italy.
By this measurement at least, crime is soaring in the Vatican in spite of a security force that would put a police state to shame. The seat of the Catholic Church has one Swiss guard for every four citizens, not to mention museum guards and police assigned to the Vatican by Italy.
Picardi did say that most criminal cases were matters of pickpocketing or purse-snatching. The rest amounted to other petty crimes like fraud and forgery – committed not by kleptomaniacal nuns but by a handful of black sheep among the 18 million pilgrims and tourists who visit St. Peter’s Cathedral, St. Peter’s Square and the Vatican Museums every year. About 90 percent of these crimes go unpunished, which is not a measure of Christian mercy but a sign of the perpetrators’ favorite method of escape. They can break for the border a few meters away to Italy.
Even if it did prosecute every pickpocket, the Vatican wouldn’t have room in its jails for so many sinners, since it has no prison system. Criminals sentenced to prison in the Vatican have to serve time in Italy, with costs covered by the papal state.
Picardi releases similar alarming statistics almost every year, when he makes his annual report on the state of the Vatican’s security. He’d like his country to join the Schengen Agreement, a 1985 treaty signed by EU nations to bring down border controls and allow cooperation among justice departments and police. Picardi would even like to promote cooperation between the Vatican and some non-EU nations. So far, though, he hasn’t achieved either ambition.
Pope Benedict XVI recommended another strategy in a speech to Vatican security personnel. “Let us pray,” he said, “for the maternal protection of the Virgin Mary.” He may have been thinking of the weeks in April 2005 when Pope John Paul II was dying. A total of 6 million pilgrims arrived for vigils in St. Peter’s Square, and not a single incident of pickpocketing was reported.